Emerald DDoS Attack Attempts

Posted on August 21, 2010
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This…is just hilarious.  Click here to read the full story, courtesy of the AlphaVille Herald.


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A Gift

Posted on July 23, 2010
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A fresh fluffy towel for King Goon, so he can go dry his pussy. I guess fear lasts forever ;)


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Hidden Emerald Feature

Posted on July 15, 2010
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We found this rather interesting, be sure to take a look if you use Emerald or build from the Emerald code.

GriffBlog – I Told You So


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Sirius Available on Downloads

Posted on June 20, 2010
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Alright, we felt it necessary to release this given it is a hilarious attempt to bring NeilLife code back to life in the biggest fail fashion ever. This is created by a douchebag called Leland Wade with the help of the douchebag leader, MrPoenta. This viewer is hilariously pathetic and I’m sure you will enjoy downloading it free and laughing at it’s fail. They will try to tell you the private version has script stealing but we all know he talks outta his ass and has a small penis. Hot sister IRL though ;)

Head over to Downloads section for your copy.


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Vlife Available on Downloads

Posted on June 18, 2010
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After much thought on the subject, we have decided to make Vlife publicly available via the site. It has an open login and is patched past the TPV enforcement. There has always been talk about Vlife and what it can/can’t do and most people have had a boner for it for a good few years now. So now go find out for yourself, backdoors and admin functions have all been patched – something people using their own compiled versions of Onyx probably have not done, as there are more than the obvious ones in the obviously titled .cpp file. Vlife viewer tag has also been patched so that we dont have any “obvious Vlife is obvious” situations with LL and people getting banned for it.

Head to the Downloads page to grab Vlife and the latest viewers.

We still <3 you Jay, but just because your hat is now White, does not mean our hat isn't still Black.


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Linden Layoffs

Posted on June 10, 2010
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With news circulating about Lindens being fired to make way for a new era, we have to ask ourselves a very big question –  Is this downsizing and cost cutting a sign of an imminent takeover?  The list below has all the Lindens who have allegedly been fired, and I’m sure you will all join us in a massive “FFS” that Harry Linden is not on this list.

Aimee Linden, Alain Linden, Ali Linden, Anna Linden, Babbage Linden, Bacon Linden, Baron Linden, Bernard Linden, Bewest Linden, BK Linden, Blue Linden, Brent Linden, Brodesky Linden, Byron Linden, Callen Linden, Callumtester Linden, Candidate Linden, Carla Linden, Carmilla Linden, Cassandra Linden, CeeLo Linden, Chiyo Linden, Christy Linden, Claudia Linden, Cody Linen, Cogsworth Linden, Coyot Linden, Crimp Linden, Cru Linden, Devnull Linden, DJ Linden, Donation Linden, Doten Linden, Dough Linden, Dragon Linden, DreamsRoom Linden, Driscoll Linden, Drub Linden, Edelman Linden, Eli Linden, Epic Linden, Esther Linden, Ferny Linden, Fredrik Linden, Gayathri Linden, George Linden, Gez Linden, Ghengis Linden, Gino Linden, Gisele Linden, Grapes Linden, Groundskeeper Linden, Harmony Linden, Helen Linden, Inoshiro Linden, Irie Linden, Itiaes Linden, Ivan Linden, James Linden, Jarv Linden, Jerm Linden, Jay Linden, JessieAnn Linden, Jules Linden, JP Linden, Karel Linden, Karina Linden, Katie Linden, Kazu Linden, Kristi Linden, Ladan Linden, Lex Linden, Liana Linden, Listings Linden, LJ Linden, Madison Linden, Mae Linden, Marketplace Linden, Meredith Linden, Mia Linden, Milton Linden, Moderator Linden, MoleMart Linden, Molly Linden, Nelly Linden, Norm Linden, OnRezRefund Linden, Pal Linden, Pastrami Linden, Periapse Linden, Pink Linden, Pixie Linden, Prep Linden, Pup Linden, Rakesh Linden, Ray Linden, Removals2 Linden, Removals3 Linden, Removals4 Linden, Removals Linden, Rhett Linden, Rika Linden, Rodney Linden, Rohit Linden, Rountree Linden, Rudas Linden, Scobu Linden, Scott Linden, Scrubber Linden, SculptieRoom Linden, Sea Linden, Sejong Linden, Siz Linden, Socratese Linden, Squid Linden, Squire Linden, Steffan Linden, Stone Linden, Storrs Linden, Tatem Linden, Teddy Linden, Theeba Linden, Thor Linden, Tia Linden, Tiggs Linden, Timothee Linden, Tony Linden, Torres Linden, Twilight Linden, Valerie Linden, Vicky Linden, Viddy Linden, Vogt Linden, Wallace Linden, Webb Linden, William Linden, Wen Linden, Xandix Linden, Xtreme Linden, Yamasaki Linden, Zero Linden

We can only hope that Harry is a late addition.


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Obvious Neil is Obvious

Posted on June 1, 2010
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Anyone looking for Neil?

[8:03:25 PM] SecretSmith: Ok, look I do not care if you found my skype just do not scare me like that I do not want to get trolled or I got to switch skypes again

It’s like a less gay but equally annoying version of ‘Where’s Wally?


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Downloads Updated – 6 Patched Viewers

Posted on May 19, 2010
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Given LL has been moving to block a load more viewer versions, we have updated our download list after taking 15 minutes of our valuable time to help out some of the people who aren’t capable of doing such things.  We have patched 6 of the more popular viewers to be able to log into Second Life again and bypass the TPV Enforcement.  We would like to remind people to actually read what we post before getting their panties in a twist and making assumptions…this would be the first time we have patched viewers to bypass Linden Lab’s protection, where previously we moved to bypass Creators software protection.  Enjoy the downloads and the use of whichever viewer you please.  The 6 patched viewers are:-

Visit our Downloads Section to download the latest viewers.


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‘Booty Of The Week’ Commencing

Posted on May 18, 2010
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Since we all fucking love how retarded the conversations and arguments can be at Club Trollicious, we decided to dedicate an audio clip each week to the funniest and most retarded argument we hear.  This week the winner goes to a few random FGTS who were arguing because some guy logged in his alt (male alt) and was fucking himself.  As hilarious as that scenario is, the grilling he got afterwards was better.

Booty Of The Week 1


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Final Flutter – Sephora Mafia’s Failings

Posted on May 9, 2010
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Your recent SQL failures, out-of-date skiddie exploit scanners and googled DES encrypted passwords from HackForums Archives have forced me to make just one more post about your feeble efforts and false sense of self worth. We would like you to observe your following SQLInject failures and maybe go read up some on what they actually are before trying to do them – you use DragAndDropBuilder for your own site, maybe look into that before worrying about what’s on our site. Here are the hilarious failures from Sephora (note the IP being a proxy as he is scared to even use his real IP on the site).

83.170.105.81 – - [08/May/2010:01:48:51 +0000] “GET /%20%5B/**/and/**/1=0/**/union/**/select/**/group_concat(aid,0×3a,pwd)/**/from/**/authors/*%5D HTTP/1.1″ 404 285 “-” “Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.1; nl; rv:1.9.2.3) Gecko/20100401 Firefox/3.6.3″
83.170.105.81 – - [08/May/2010:01:49:00 +0000] “GET /%5B/**/and/**/1=0/**/union/**/select/**/group_concat(aid,0×3a,pwd)/**/from/**/authors/*%5D HTTP/1.1″ 404 284 “-” “Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.1; nl; rv:1.9.2.3) Gecko/20100401 Firefox/3.6.3″
83.170.105.81 – - [08/May/2010:01:50:32 +0000] “GET /wp-login.php/**/and/**/1=0/**/union/**/select/**/ HTTP/1.1″ 200 1976 “-” “Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 6.1; nl; rv:1.9.2.3) Gecko/20100401 Firefox/3.6.3″

ROFL thank you for making us all laugh today, now we are done with you, it was fun while it lasted (even though it never got started).

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